p***@whitehouse.gov
2004-05-24 03:09:20 UTC
Dear Santa
This is president George W. Bush. I am looking forward to Christmas
2004, after I win re-election. I am writing my Christmas list early
this year because I am really busy with my campaign. Since I am the
president of the United States, and world dictator, I expect you to
provide all my wishes. If you do not fulfill my wish list, I will
send the Secret Service to the North Pole, armed with Weapons of Mass
Destruction, who will kill you. However, my list is pretty simple,
because I only want two things this year.
1. I want to start another war, so please send me lots of plastic
soldiers.
2. I want a blowjob from both you, and Mrs Claus, and expect it on
Christmas Day at exactly 9:00am. The FBI will be there to document it
on film.
Thank you Santa.
George W. Bush
This message was approved by president George W. Bush
This is president George W. Bush. I am looking forward to Christmas
2004, after I win re-election. I am writing my Christmas list early
this year because I am really busy with my campaign. Since I am the
president of the United States, and world dictator, I expect you to
provide all my wishes. If you do not fulfill my wish list, I will
send the Secret Service to the North Pole, armed with Weapons of Mass
Destruction, who will kill you. However, my list is pretty simple,
because I only want two things this year.
1. I want to start another war, so please send me lots of plastic
soldiers.
2. I want a blowjob from both you, and Mrs Claus, and expect it on
Christmas Day at exactly 9:00am. The FBI will be there to document it
on film.
Thank you Santa.
George W. Bush
This message was approved by president George W. Bush